Jokes =D

Well, i backed to school yesterday just because i need to get the approval for my cert. At 1030am, i went into Bilik Ketua Bidang and i was looking for Cikgu Aziz but unluckily, he was entered a class and finished at 11am. Then i was sitting on his seat and waited for him. At the same time, Cikgu Kasmani was inside the room and she started asking me about my STPM results.

Ckg.Kasmani: You Choon, maciam maner dgn result awok?
Choon: Tak bagus lar.. Atas tong jer..
Ckg.Kasmani: Ooo.. So, pilih course aper?
Choon: Pilih course yg. kurang popular lor.. Mungkin pergi ke private Uni..
Ckg.Kasmani: Ooo.. Kan ckg. dah suroh belajar sungguh-sungguh?
Choon: =)

What the f**k!! You thought it's easy to study form six?! You doesn't know how much effort i put!

You cant criticism me if you're not a sixth form student!!!!

At 11am, Ckg. Aziz was backed. When he was signing all my documents, here are the conservation..

Ckg.Aziz: Eh, hok pakai kereta civic tu... Namer aper ar?? Es... es.. es..
Choon: Esther ar?
Ckg.Aziz: Ya! Esther Kam! Maner dia sekarang?
Choon: Ader kat Inti, Nilai. Dia nok gi Taylors lepas diploma dia.
Ckg.Aziz: Oh.. gitu..Dia ader berapa orang boyfriend doh?
Choon: Se jer..
Ckg. Aziz: Dia makin molek doh?
Choon: Yalar! Org sudoh slim then makin cantek doh!
Ckg.Aziz: Hahaha!!
Choon: Cikgu! Esther tanyer cikgu nok jual VolksWagen dok?
Ckg. Aziz: Eh.. Dok leh.. Belom habis guner gi... VoilksWagen tu banyak sedap.. Balancing dia baik..
Suspension dia bagus.. Jatuh lubang pun dok raser maner..
Choon: Wah!! Jatuh lubang? Then kalau jatuh bangunan?
Ckg.Aziz: Oh.. Tu dok tau gi.. Belom cuba gi...
Choon: xD

Ckg.Aziz: Maner kawan awok yg pendek tu? Erm... name aper doh??
Choon: Xin Yi ar?
Ckg.Aziz: Yaya! Xin yi... Dia ader kat maner sekarang?
Choon: MMU
Ckg.Aziz: Dia dapat berapa As dlm. SPM dia?
Choon: 4A's

Ckg.Aziz: Esther dok pakai kereta kat saner? Maner civic dia?
Choon: Civic dia dok leh gi doh! Sebab tulah! Dia tanyer cikgu mau jual VolksWagon dok..
Ckg. Aziz: Hahaha~
Choon: Cikgu, kenaper tak mau beli Toyota Alphard?
Ckg. Aziz: Cantek ke? Cikgu dok suker lar.. Anok cikgu suka..
Choon: Molek lar!! Maciam bawok SuperStar jer.. xD

At the same time, he had finished up all the documents and he wished me good luck in my study.

Telima Kasih, cikgu!!