Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Rules To Be A Malaysian

As a Malaysian, i know the spirit of a Malaysian nowadays very well. Malaysians are very 'kia su', no matter what, they want to be the winner or champion. Parents nowadays like to force their children to study and get the top ranking in school. Btw, parents like to compare their son/daughter with the other auntie uncle's son/daughter. You can often hear this in market, "Eh, ah dog's gia 9 le As in SPM lar (ah dog's son score 9As in SPM)! Lu eh leh (How about yours)?", "Eh, ah cat's daughter tak chek wua kok (study overseas) ler ", "Eh, Abu's son chia gao tak chek (good in his education) ler~"... Maybe it's just the 'small talk' in market, but they don't realise what they've said might hurt those who did not do too well in their exams. Try to put yourself into his/her shoes! So juniors, if your parent compare you with your friends next time, you just ask them, "Why my friends can sit mercedes benz but i can only sit kancil?"

Malaysians like to compare no matter what! Car, accommodation, lifestyle and even education! Apart from this, some Malaysians like to show their high grade identity by speaking in english. Speaking in english does not shows that you're in high level! Usually people like to ask, "Hey, ah cat's banglo got how many stories ar?" Why don't people ask, "Hey, ah cat's banglo got how many hecta ar?" So, the conclusion is... the higher the banglo, the richer you are? It would only totture your maid actually!

As a freshman in KL and the 'natural' alarm clock will wake me up early in the morning! Sounds great right? Early in the morning, they like to honk here and there just because of the traffic jam. Drivers! No matter how you press your honk, your car still stuck inside the traffic jam. Undeniable, im also one of those impatient drivers. Don't blame me coz' im also one of the Malaysian. Apart from that, Malaysians like to rush. When i was in LRT station, i realised that, people like to queue-up (not even Q-ing-up sometimes) quickly
when they heard the friction sound of the LRT. While i was inside the coach, i discovered that, even the coach was already full and the warning tone kept ringing, they still rushed into the coach.

Malaysians should master this words in mind "Save The Environment". I don't know why? Malaysian likes to use plastic very much! Even he or she buy a very small thing and he or she will say "Dek, mintok plastic se!" At the end, you can see those plastics 'flying' all around the streets in Malaysia. When i was in the class, the lecturer had made some comparison between Malaysia and the Ang Mo. In Malaysia, if you ask your client to built something which can save the environment for their building. Before you start your explanation for the importance of saving our environment, 1st thing they will ask.... "How much ar?" and once you tell him or her the price, they will only say "No need lar~" So what to do? Client is your boss!