The Rules To Be A Malaysian

As a Malaysian, i know the spirit of a Malaysian nowadays very well. Malaysians are very 'kia su', no matter what, they want to be the winner or champion. Parents nowadays like to force their children to study and get the top ranking in school. Btw, parents like to compare their son/daughter with the other auntie uncle's son/daughter. You can often hear this in market, "Eh, ah dog's gia 9 le As in SPM lar (ah dog's son score 9As in SPM)! Lu eh leh (How about yours)?", "Eh, ah cat's daughter tak chek wua kok (study overseas) ler ", "Eh, Abu's son chia gao tak chek (good in his education) ler~"... Maybe it's just the 'small talk' in market, but they don't realise what they've said might hurt those who did not do too well in their exams. Try to put yourself into his/her shoes! So juniors, if your parent compare you with your friends next time, you just ask them, "Why my friends can sit mercedes benz but i can only sit kancil?"

Malaysians like to compare no matter what! Car, accommodation, lifestyle and even education! Apart from this, some Malaysians like to show their high grade identity by speaking in english. Speaking in english does not shows that you're in high level! Usually people like to ask, "Hey, ah cat's banglo got how many stories ar?" Why don't people ask, "Hey, ah cat's banglo got how many hecta ar?" So, the conclusion is... the higher the banglo, the richer you are? It would only totture your maid actually!

As a freshman in KL and the 'natural' alarm clock will wake me up early in the morning! Sounds great right? Early in the morning, they like to honk here and there just because of the traffic jam. Drivers! No matter how you press your honk, your car still stuck inside the traffic jam. Undeniable, im also one of those impatient drivers. Don't blame me coz' im also one of the Malaysian. Apart from that, Malaysians like to rush. When i was in LRT station, i realised that, people like to queue-up (not even Q-ing-up sometimes) quickly when they heard the friction sound of the LRT. While i was inside the coach, i discovered that, even the coach was already full and the warning tone kept ringing, they still rushed into the coach.

Malaysians should master this words in mind "Save The Environment". I don't know why? Malaysian likes to use plastic very much! Even he or she buy a very small thing and he or she will say "Dek, mintok plastic se!" At the end, you can see those plastics 'flying' all around the streets in Malaysia. When i was in the class, the lecturer had made some comparison between Malaysia and the Ang Mo. In Malaysia, if you ask your client to built something which can save the environment for their building. Before you start your explanation for the importance of saving our environment, 1st thing they will ask.... "How much ar?" and once you tell him or her the price, they will only say "No need lar~" So what to do? Client is your boss!

What's Your Name?

Andy? Alex? Michelle? Micheal? Kelvin? Kelly...

Don't you think it sounds familiar? You can hear these name all around the world. Undeniable, it's quite easy for me to remember those freshman who has an english name. During the orientation days, i met one of the freshmen whose name Kelvin and he's from Skudai, Johor. I can easily remember his name, but i don't know how about him since i didn't have an english name.

Well, Im studying in UTAR, Setapak currently and it's quite fresh for me. New Life, New Friends and New Environment for me! There's nothing special bout the orientation days and surprisingly there were quite a number of ex-candidates for STPM studying here. Oh ya! For those who spammed my blog before, i can tell you that, i enjoy with my uni life now and what you have expected is not the fact! Disappointed, right? Yea, it's ok! Hahaaaa...

Oh ya, another thing is... i didn't get home-sick since im here. Maybe its due to the reason that im staying with my cousin and i share a master room with 2 guys who's studying in TARC. Maybe i don't like to be alone and if im alone, i would start thinking something very negatively. Tell you guys something but please don't spread it! On 23rd May morning, my parent did sent me to the airport at 7am if im not mistaken. When i was on the way, i got no any special mood but who knows, when i reached the airport and at the moment i closed the car's door, my tears was flowing out but i quickly turned my body away and ran into the airport. Funny right?

Apart from this, the MC for the orientation days was quite funny and i didn't know his name since 1st day of orientation. He likes to ask this, " Pulau Pinang! Who's from Pulau Pinang? Terengganu? Who's from Terengganu? Melake! Who's from Melaka?" When came to "Terengganu? Who's from Terengganu?" and i wa the only one who raised up my hand.

During the Mass Call, it's quite formal and all the VVIP and VIP were invited and what caught my attention was when the UTAR President Ir.Professor Dato' Dr. Chuah Hean Teik said that: "SPM and STPM is just like passport to enter UNI". Before ended, we had to pledge and it reminded me the secondary school's life which we had to pledge on every early Sunday.

So, the conclusion is.. should i have an english name? xD

Ok, that's all for my orientation. Bye, folks!

Appreciate

Hi folks, i'm back to be a blogger now. What's in my mind currently is i'm leaving KayTee soon. It was Teacher's day few days ago and what happened was... i celebrated it in primary school. The feeling was quite weird coz' almost 8 years i didn't celebrate Teacher's Day there. Actually, i didn't expect to be there celebrating there. It's because i went to school last Thursday with one of my friend-Soo Hong. Firstly, we just planned to have our breakfast there. But we met our ex-teacher and here are the photos to share.


I showed him the photos through the screen afterward since he asked me whether the photos look nice or not. Hence, he asked me to wash the photos and give it to him and for sure i said YES! We were going back at 1230pm and before that, we went to the staff room and just to wave good-bye with the ex-teacher. Initially i thought he just kidding with me bout the photos but who knows, he said " Don't be so stingy lar~" and i was stunt... Since Teacher's Day was around the corner, i decided to give him the photos i took as gift. =)

the gift

On that day, we went to school around 930am and since it was recess time and to prevent children being frightened, we decided to stay at the wayside pavilion which nearby the canteen.




There were some activities in the hall at 10am but we dare not even to step into the hall because we're neither students nor parents. While we were stalking around, we met up a teacher and got the permission to watch the performance in the hall but with condition that whatever videos or photos taken during the performance cannnot be uploaded on facebook.

( She said no facebook but she didn't said no twitter or plurk )

The performance ended at 1245pm and i felt like taking photos with my ex-classroom. Then we rushed to staff room to get permission again and here are the photos!

The word H is not Hijau but is Hell

6H

Ok! That's all for today! Bye!

PIKOM PC FAIR 2010

Hi folks! Im back! A few days ago, i was doing part-time work in PIKOM PC FAIR with KarChun Koo, YiChing Low, Jaces Hon aka Banana Hon and my supervisor-Sham. And well, i'll let the pictures do the talking.

YiChing and Choon

Celcome Broadband

Maxis Broadband

lost?

You people may ask, what's the scope of the work? Ok,let me tell you now. We're hanging around and supervised all the booths. The staffs can only disseminated their products within 10 feet from their booth. Overall, we seemed like the security of the PIKOM PC FAIR. Apart from this, our works also included calculating the number of people. One of us, have to sit beside the entrance and started to calculate the number of people by using the ticker. We just tick tock... tick tock... from 11am until 10pm. Can you imagine? Well, it's boring but i like it! Hahaha!!

Now, let me tell you more about my supervisor-Sham. He's indian guy actually. When i first saw him, i felt like wanna introduce him to Jacinta Yoo (Jacinta likes indian lots) Hahaha! However, this is not the point. What i want to say is, He's sneaky!! When he said 'Ok, im going to tangkap ular' meant that he's going to 'do something' at the back. WTH!! And, some conversation wanna share with you'll.

Sham: KT is so boring.. No pub! No club! No karaoke..
Choon: Got pub lar.. But it's quite far from your hotel.
Sham: Ya ar?
Choon: No club, No club, No karaoke and.... NO EVEN CINEMA!!
Sham: Come on lar bro! Are you kidding?
Choon: Yalar! What for i bluff you?
Sham: Are u serious?!
Choon: Yalar!!
Sham: No wonder lar!! The rate of illegal copy keeps on increase nowadays.

From now on, I HATE KASPERSKY! I HATE THE FELLOW NAME ROBERT!! You know why?! He's just the supervisor for the Kaspersky, i guess. And he can complaint everything even a DUST! Take an example, the TTC hall closed at 10pm sharply. By law, customers were not allowed to go into the hall at 9pm. But, around 845pm, many people rushed to the hall and we already tried to block them but failed. At the same time, Robert came and said that 'You'll cant do that! Now is the prime time! You all suppose to let the public come in! If this continue, we can't continue to do business! At the end, we were forced to delay the time to 930pm. After settle everything, we backed at 11pm.

Again, he made another complaint about the entrance on the next day. Well, let me explain this to you. The Kaspersky's boost was set at the back. And the entrance located at the other side. Maybe his poor business caused him to say this, 'How come there is only one entrance? You'll suppose to open the door behind there!' Again, we were forced to open the door behind. Next, he also complained about the air-cond. But he did every complaint, we just passed it to the supervisor-Sham! Hahhaa!! xD

Oh ya! Something appear in my mind! In my last day on work, some people vomited in front of the TOSHIBA's booth. One of the staff came along me and asked me to get the help from cleaner. It was already 8pm. And i told the staff that all the cleaners already went back. You know what did he replied? He said 'you'll try to think another way lar..' I felt like wanna refute that 'Why don't you think another way by yourselves then u let me know?' Bodoh betol lar...

And here are the last 2 pictures that we taken before we leaved. =)

Owoh, banana! Dah terbalek lar....

In the end, i hope we have opportunities for cooperation next time! =)

Nostalgia =)

Earlier today, i went to primary school to find one of my friend-the totek one also known as Lim Li Huey. While she was interviewing one of the teacher, i walked around the school then waited at the pavilion. The bell rang and i saw my class teacher walking down the stairs. At the very moment, all the memories of me being in primary school suddenly appeared in my mind. I waited for Mr.CCP, my ex teacher at the corridor. He gave me a smile. =) And here are the conservation.

Choon: 老师, 做么你笑?
CCP: Har?! 没有啊~ xD
Choon: 老师, 做么你变到酱慈祥了?
CCP: 有吗?
Choon: 是啦! 你以前很凶的!!
CCP: 是啊?

The totek one suddenly came out and told CCP that i missed him a lots.. =.="
He was going to get some drinks from the canteen and i asked him if we can follow? And for sure he said okay! Hence, 2 of us followed him to canteen and get some drinks there. Then we started talking.

For me, he's a good teacher but i don't know for others just like Wanshing Tang. =x
When i was in standard 4, we learned about the method of long division. One day, he asked few of us to come out and show our method on the blackboard and unfortunately my name was being called and i had to showed my answer. Actually, i mastered it the day before but i don't know why my mind was blank at that time. I kept on asking the people who sat on the first row. Then he told me to see him at the staff room. I was... HAR?!! and he stared at me and i had to say Ooo~~ indicating that I will go and see him as requested.
In the staff room, he came up with 5 questions for me spontaneously by using his RED PEN and i was asked to answer few minutes. After checking, i answered al the questions correctly and he wondered why i could not answer the question being asked in class.

Apart from this, he wrote something about learn how to control my emotions inside my books of remembrance and i was... HAR??!!! again at that time. Hence, i get the answer finally through out the conservation.

Choon: 老师, 我以前很情绪化的meh?
CCP: 是啦! 一进班, 看你的脸我就知道了...
Choon: 有酱夸张吗?? 可是什么事情弄到我情绪化?
CCP: 我那里知道? 你要问你自己吗~

He told us that he was not strict as before. For instance, for those who were from 4H, 5H and 6H they were forced to write their name at the upper right corner and the date at the upper left corner. If you missed one of them, no matter how, he'll rotan you! Nowadays, if some of them miss it then he'll forgive them. And i was... HAR?!!! again when he told me this. =.="

Back to standard 4 again, i suffered from appendicitis and surprisingly i get some offer from him! Hahahaa!! When we were in primary school we have to stand up and answer questions that are given by teachers. Because of the appendicitis, he allowed me to sit down while answering questions. If i'm not mistaken, when i was in wad, he passed my homework to my mom. Funny right? Coz he's my teacher and neighbor. Hahaha!

But seriously, he looks gentle nowadays if compare with those days. Maybe im mature nowadays and the way he treat me is totally different from those days. But when i saw him talking to those those 'super juniors' with his serious face, i feel funny! Hahaha! I likes to ask him 老师, 做么你笑? when he gave me a smile. xD

Apart from this, let me tell you something. When i was in standard 4, 5 and 6, i was a quiet student in the class. No matter what he asks, i'll only answer the question being asked. Now, im a talkactive person and i treat him just like the way i treated the teachers in secondary school and he thinks that im so much more different as compared to those days. =)

Well, it's quite fun to talk with him. Hahaha! Wanshing, i can ajok u next time! Want to join?! WAKAKAK!!!

(should take a photo
with him before leaving)

到死都要18歲

It's 哈林's fever again!!!

While, im going to get this album soon!! =D

(im looking forward to
his concert in Malaysia)

Jokes =D

Well, i backed to school yesterday just because i need to get the approval for my cert. At 1030am, i went into Bilik Ketua Bidang and i was looking for Cikgu Aziz but unluckily, he was entered a class and finished at 11am. Then i was sitting on his seat and waited for him. At the same time, Cikgu Kasmani was inside the room and she started asking me about my STPM results.

Ckg.Kasmani: You Choon, maciam maner dgn result awok?
Choon: Tak bagus lar.. Atas tong jer..
Ckg.Kasmani: Ooo.. So, pilih course aper?
Choon: Pilih course yg. kurang popular lor.. Mungkin pergi ke private Uni..
Ckg.Kasmani: Ooo.. Kan ckg. dah suroh belajar sungguh-sungguh?
Choon: =)

What the f**k!! You thought it's easy to study form six?! You doesn't know how much effort i put!

You cant criticism me if you're not a sixth form student!!!!

At 11am, Ckg. Aziz was backed. When he was signing all my documents, here are the conservation..

Ckg.Aziz: Eh, hok pakai kereta civic tu... Namer aper ar?? Es... es.. es..
Choon: Esther ar?
Ckg.Aziz: Ya! Esther Kam! Maner dia sekarang?
Choon: Ader kat Inti, Nilai. Dia nok gi Taylors lepas diploma dia.
Ckg.Aziz: Oh.. gitu..Dia ader berapa orang boyfriend doh?
Choon: Se jer..
Ckg. Aziz: Dia makin molek doh?
Choon: Yalar! Org sudoh slim then makin cantek doh!
Ckg.Aziz: Hahaha!!
Choon: Cikgu! Esther tanyer cikgu nok jual VolksWagen dok?
Ckg. Aziz: Eh.. Dok leh.. Belom habis guner gi... VoilksWagen tu banyak sedap.. Balancing dia baik..
Suspension dia bagus.. Jatuh lubang pun dok raser maner..
Choon: Wah!! Jatuh lubang? Then kalau jatuh bangunan?
Ckg.Aziz: Oh.. Tu dok tau gi.. Belom cuba gi...
Choon: xD

Ckg.Aziz: Maner kawan awok yg pendek tu? Erm... name aper doh??
Choon: Xin Yi ar?
Ckg.Aziz: Yaya! Xin yi... Dia ader kat maner sekarang?
Choon: MMU
Ckg.Aziz: Dia dapat berapa As dlm. SPM dia?
Choon: 4A's

Ckg.Aziz: Esther dok pakai kereta kat saner? Maner civic dia?
Choon: Civic dia dok leh gi doh! Sebab tulah! Dia tanyer cikgu mau jual VolksWagon dok..
Ckg. Aziz: Hahaha~
Choon: Cikgu, kenaper tak mau beli Toyota Alphard?
Ckg. Aziz: Cantek ke? Cikgu dok suker lar.. Anok cikgu suka..
Choon: Molek lar!! Maciam bawok SuperStar jer.. xD

At the same time, he had finished up all the documents and he wished me good luck in my study.

Telima Kasih, cikgu!!